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warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.
Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...
by Mike Hutchinson January 27, 2007
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Topeka Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other.
two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called the Topeka Transit
by BPCC October 1, 2010
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Toreniphobia

She had her hands down my pants but i have toreniphobia so i pushed her away.
by Whopperwagon August 13, 2012
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Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.
by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010
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sperm torpedo

When your in the hot tub with a girl and shoot your load at her.
by MlKE HAVVK May 31, 2007
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jim thorpe

one of the greatest and most versatile american athletes of all time. won olympic gold in the pentathlon and decathlon at the 1912 olympics. also played college and pro football.

in college he played running back, defensive back, placekicker and punter for carlisle, a little indian school. while at carlisle he was the key component in what is considered to be one of the greatest games ever played, carlisle vs army. in this game carlisle upset the national powerhouse army 27-6. in mordern terms this would be like the New Mexico blowing out OU or Auburn.

as a couple of fun side note in a game against Penn, Thorpe acting in his role as punter, punted the ball down the field. he then sprinted down field and caught his own punt before it hit the ground and ran it a further 20 yards for a touchdown. in the game against army, thorpe had a 92-yard touchdown run which was called back due to a teammate's penalty. so he followed up with a 97-yard touchdown run the very next play. once again against army: army linebacker Dwight Eisenhower, the very same Eisenhower who would go on to be a war hero and president of the united states, and a fellow army teammate attempted to high-low Thorpe late after a play. Thorpe saw them coming and nimbly jumped out of the way, however he waited long enough before evading the hit that Eisenhower and his teammate collided, giving each of them an injury that would eventually end their careers as football players.
jim thorpe is the greatest athlete to have ever lived!
by dlm4 April 19, 2011
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Tore Back

A colloquialism from late 90's clubs which meant the facade or look had been messed up from being out all night. Visualize trying to return a package that had been opened and messily taped back together.
"She's been partying in that outfit for the last three days, she's totally tore back"
by elecerati August 26, 2007
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