"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"
"Please, don't remind me"
by SirGrove October 20, 2021
Get the National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day mug.Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
Get the Toothpaste shower mug.by obZen. January 26, 2016
Get the reverse toothpaste mug.When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis
by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018
Get the Sloppy toothpaste mug.After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019
Get the Tuba toothpaste mug.Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017
Get the Toothpaste Cheese mug.When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
by superguitarded May 14, 2020
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