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Human Toothbrush

when a man sticks a bottle of toothpaste in a girl's butthole and squeezes it all into the butthole. Then the girl shits on his penis and he brushes her teeth with it
by TheRealDealDentist April 25, 2011
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sparkling toothbrush

after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies
gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!
by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010
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Toothbrush

A stick with a small brush made by the libral media in order to make people to buy things for it so the government can make money.
Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Master Shake: Plaque is a figment made by the libral media in order for you to buy useless appliences and pastes. Now I heard the arguments on both sides and I found no evidence to sopport the need to brush your teeth.

*toothbrush
by Thunderstarwarp August 26, 2006
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toothbrush

something you use so your breath doesn't smell like a dead rat. Most commonly used with toothpaste or plain water
You better Brush your teeth with a toothbrush son!!
by littleunknown__3 April 20, 2018
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Used Toothbrush

The Used Toothbrush is a sexual act in which a man ejaculates on the tip of another mans penis who then proceeds to receive oral sex with the semen on the end of his penis.
Guy #1: How'd it go last night?
Guy #2: Jenny is a slut for real, her boyfriend and I did the Used Toothbrush on her
by LeeStories January 13, 2021
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What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"
person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.
by kdkshsjis November 20, 2020
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Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.
by snausages333 October 22, 2006
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