tonsil tickler

an extremely long cock.

Lolita opened her mouth and went down on leroy's tonsil tickler.

by pappapitt December 25, 2006

tonsil drop

To pinch someone's nose closed so their mouth opens, then dropping testicles into their mouth. Similar to a "teabag" teabag

If you keep running your mouth I'm gonna tonsil drop you.

by Big Dick Gozinya July 6, 2016

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

Toolster

A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.

An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."

(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)

by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011

Toonie Slide

The process of inserting a Canadian $2 coin into the vaginal canal. Usually used on cheap strippers for tips.

I gave that French stripper a toonie slide and I think she liked it.

by Voltaire777 February 23, 2009

Toon

Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

Dialogue from the film "Goal!":

Geordie: "Welcome to the Toon."

Visitor: "What's the 'Toon'?"

Geordie: "It's where the Geordies live."

Visitor: "What's a 'Geordie'?"

Geordie: "The people who live in the Toon."

by Alberto Rosso August 18, 2007

tonsil massage

When the male sex organ is used to massage the tonsils or throat of the opposing partner.

Jane said she had a sore throat, so I offered her a tonsil massage.

by Shawnster172 January 29, 2007