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Tony - To have an incident worse than a mare. The word derives from the late Prime Minister 'Tony Blair' - which rhymes with mare is therefore the appropriate word.
I'm having a mare today mate. What about you?

I'm having a Tony, mate.
Tony by cunego March 31, 2011
Known as Anthony.
Is the biggest fake friend you can ask for and has no one but his parents to fall back on. Spoiled out of his mind and thinks he is the coolest thing ever. Can not get any girls to save his life and has no true friends. A loner and a lier to everyone. Can not save a penny and also is a kid who thinks he is tuff. He is one of the worst people to trust. Stay away from them kids cause they are too fake
Tony is not a good friends.

Backs out of everything you plan.

He has no real friends from being so fake.
Tony by IMthatKID January 15, 2014
A boy who is extra chunky, has high eyebrows and simps for every girl in his class.
When he gets angry (which is like every 5 minutes) he screams, has a super idiotic angry face, and hits people with his oversized fist.

He wears poo poo jacket or blue striped jacket and thinks he is soooooo cool but we all know he isn't
That boy is so f-ing dumb and obese
Hes got to be a "Tony"
Tony by Ting_Tang October 30, 2021
A boy who is extra chunky and has thick high eyebrows

When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.
Damn that guys so annoying and dumb
I know, what a Tony
Tony by Ting_Tang November 5, 2021
Someone who Daps and Dips, not named after a person, but more of a mindset of people that do that kind of thing.
Carl: Yeeee pretty much that fatbastard Corey Mastergay is a Tony
Jim-bob: Yeah, that guy always Daps and Dips
Tony by Sly O.D. August 3, 2007
Tony is Toris Lover!
Tony by urbandictionarydaily1 August 22, 2011