tonic klonic

A spin off of the classic gin and tonic taken to the next level with an added dosage of klonopin.

Bartender:
What would you like to drink?

Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.

Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!

by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017

tonicneptune

A real nigga know what i mean cause yous a bitch nigga - Subscribe to the channel - TonicNeptune - Real Hispanic Nigga - TN

TonicNeptune the next big Youtuber and Joeses best friend

im a RN a Real Nigga know what i mean

by RNTN January 11, 2018

tonic grind

drunken sex after drinking gin and tonic

Hey man I'm going home to do the tonic grind Esskeetttiiittt.

by SadDoris November 10, 2017

toñita

A made up kid where your latino parents fucking make you jealous by acting as if toñita is their new son/daughter

Mom: At least Toñita makes her bed without her mom telling her to
Me: *makes my bed while mumbling*
Mom: at least Toñita speaks up!
Me: Mom stop!
Mom: *sigh* its time for you to go to (country name) and Toñita to stay here!

by Kasaiki-da-flame2 November 10, 2019

Totical

Total technical breakdown

I can't send this document I am having a totical.

by Timothy Meers May 20, 2020

topical

A blowjob with a smart bitch.

Bro... that's topical.

by magicmonk123 September 12, 2020

Topical Pop

A genre of music with current affairs at its heart, a comedic tone and a catchy melody.

'Him and the Layers' are the world's foremost Topical Pop group.

by therealmccoy September 16, 2020