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Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.
"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"
by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017
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Dumber than a rock

A guy named Michael who acts like he knows everything and does stupid shit.
Michael: How do you spell "sexist"
Me: You're dumber than a rock
by 093707053 July 3, 2018
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bigger than Stuttgart

Really big, or to a large degree.

Mainly used by American military personnel stationed in Germany. Stuttgart is a big city in Germany.
Man, that is really messed up. Yeah, bigger than Stuttgart.
by sgtblondie January 10, 2022
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Kick anyone shorter than you day

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by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019
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Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."
by JormanThoad September 1, 2017
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gayer than a three-dollar bill

Not just any homosexual male but one that makes a huge show of their sexual orientation and makes it very obvious what their tendencies are.
gay guy: Heyyyyyyyy boo! you look FABULOUS!
straight person: He's gayer than a three-dollar bill!
by orientalchicken March 27, 2016
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Tighter than twats

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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