Tonka

(n) a girl who is very massive, like a Tonka truck.

Whoa! Look at that T-t-tonka over there!

by Skanky McGee January 28, 2008

twonk

Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.

I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.

by Lanksalot September 26, 2006

Nymphadora Tonks

A sexy, bubblegum headed beast. Not only is she a metamorphagus... she's also great in alleyways.

Oh, Nymphadora Tonks! You're rapidly changing hair makes great for sexytime!

by waggawaggawerewolf August 21, 2009

tonka construction

the best game ever made by hasbro i used to play that game for hours.

me at 6: tonka construction is teh shit
my brother at 12: shut up idiot

by tehpunkgeek July 17, 2005

Tonkatonk

Big Hard Dick, Large Rock-Solid Penis, A Giant Stiff Male Genitals, Well Hung like a Metal Tripod, a freakin' Enormous Iron Cock.

All the girls wants to ride his tonkatonk.

by Jaden Miranda March 19, 2007

honky tonk badonkadonk

The badonkadonk of a white trash redneck girl or woman. These bootys can be seen at WalMart, Waffle House or the local line dancing country music bar. Country singer Trace Adkins immortalized them in his song of the same name. White crackers love to tap that ass after a few beers.

Cletus and I went to The Round Up last night for a look at that honky tonk badonkadonk!

by fastbobby July 8, 2005

Tonkblock

Used by Border Patrol Agents to describe the act of apprehending a group ahead of the lead tracker without the tracker's knowledge.

"Agent Smith, I was tracking that group for 3 hours and you tonkblocked me!"

Term coined circa 2003 near Casa Grande, AZ.

by Stinkcheese March 25, 2008