Thefted

meaning "stolen" or "taken" or even "snatched"

Hey Mitchell, I totally just thefted David's virginity!

by Hydraa November 2, 2017

Grand Theft Anus

The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.

Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus

by GetItDone69 July 9, 2011

TIFTFY

There i Fixed That For You. a correction has been made to a previous post.

somebody makes a glaring mistake, be it a spelling mistake, grammar mistake or just a mistake with a fact.

I jumped of the building...
Off..TIFTFY

by Larry Barry November 11, 2011

Grand theft auto 4

One of the best games around, even though when you finish the game it becomes a lonliness simulator, especially if you get the ending where your cousin Roman dies.

Derp: what do you think of Grand theft auto 4 ?
Herp: meh, i get more phone calls in this than in real life

by KeyboardTapper January 23, 2017

theft

I had a roommate that would steal money from me when I was not home. When I confronted him, he sent me an email saying: I don't care if you call me a theft. In the real sense of the word, he is, but he meant a "thief." For crying out loud!! He is supposed to be a college graduate and he writes like that, that is the real theft. So according to him, a theft is a person who steals money from somebody else.

I don't care if you call me a theft, or My spouse is a dirty old theft, when I was a kid, i became a theft. haha!! very wrong.

by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010

Granite Theft Auto

When a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle's own dirt for comical effect. Very often drawing the universal GTA sign - ‘Clean Me’.

Did you see my car this morning? Someone drew Chevy Chase's face on it. I got Granite Theft Auto'd!

by J J Ellison March 6, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

BEST. GAME. EVER.

I just got Grand Theft Auto dude.

by I Rock February 4, 2013