bottle tied

To be so drunk you can't get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious.

He was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went Boomhauer on her. He's definitely "bottle tied" tonight. He's lucky if he doesn't get slapped down cause he won't shut up even though you can't understand most of what he says.

by Pianomanic November 23, 2016

tied-up

To be immobilized by rope.

After the men had Stacy tied-up barefoot and topless, they enjoyed watching her squirm helplessly in the chair, her pendulous breasts bouncing wildly and her bright red toes digging into the carpet.

by Barefeet January 19, 2008

tubes tied

A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.

Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

Tied Up

adj. Used to described a disheveled appearance, as in facial hair, clothing, etc. Syn. woofing derived from what a hostage looks like because they have been tied up for so long...

"damn I'm looking tied up I need to get this shape-up before the party"

by O.D. Sanchez December 23, 2009

ti-83

a calculator that if you learn how to make games for, everyone will call u a nerd forever

i wish i never learned how to make ti-83+ games

"look at that nerd playing with his ti-83"

by stupidman August 25, 2006

TIS -> This is Stockholm

A phrase, just used in Stockholm, to express Stockholm specific phenomena.

Two guys are standing in a que for 1.5 hours, before getting in the club, which is surprisingly empty.
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS

They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS

guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm

by chrizzzzd December 18, 2008

Hands are tied

When the subject cannot act upon something they'd want to act upon, but they can't due to some restraint or factor of some sort.

I can't Adam, my hands are tied.

by AGCHURCH September 7, 2020