threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

Threat-Fiction

A set of beliefs and stories that threaten you with eternal damnation if you don't believe in them.

Random person: "The world is flat and you're going to hell if you don't vote for Trump."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."

by Atheist-Anarchocommunist September 2, 2020

threating

Other than total Bull Sh*t, it means nothing.

Jack: Rose, are you threating me?
Rose: I don't know what the f*ck that means Jack

by GimuGimu October 17, 2017

Triple Threat

When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.

Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.

by etCetera69 August 11, 2014

Triple Threat

A girl that gives good head, has good pussy, and does anal

"Saw this girl on Tinder that said she was a triple threat"

"Nice"

by BDPcommenter February 16, 2022

Triple Threat

When you cum in her mouth, ass, and cunt in one go

Bro you know LeanBeefPatty?
I'd pull a Triple Threat on that hoe
"Smash, next question"

by Anonymous bish mofo69 August 30, 2023

threats

what I get everyday.
T H R E A T S are a great way of saying "technically I didn't hurt them...(physically)"

UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISM FOR THE WIN

"I will rip that toung out of your mouth, twist it around your head and strangle you with it."
"haha. I'm in danger"
"threats :)"

by By Bi bi (except I'm pan) June 28, 2021