A man (or female that is into girls) that is on a constant quest for women and specifically tapping poon.
by the real joseph dirte May 11, 2010
Get the Poon Thirstymug. A person who is stalking someone via social media or in real life in the hopes of getting more information about the person so they can get with them.
Grace: I saw Emily flirting sooooo hard with Miguel this morning!
Irene: Omg I saw her on his Facebook earlier! She's such a Thirsty Stalker!!!
Irene: Omg I saw her on his Facebook earlier! She's such a Thirsty Stalker!!!
by ThirstyBlondie July 15, 2014
Get the Thirsty Stalkermug. by Ladii Dypsett March 12, 2007
Get the Thirsty Trickmug. Essentially the white mans purple drink, except it's red... It is a coctail containing: 1 gallon of cherry Kool Aid, 1 liter of cheap vodka, and 1 can of Four Loko Fruit Punch flavored. It costs about 13$ to make and will fuck alot of people up fast. It is a popular drink in lancaster NY, a mainly white suburb of buffalo NY, so purple drink doesnt fly in Lancaster, instead we drink Thirsty Hippo.
Brian: All i have is a liter of cheap ass vodka, a can of Four Loko, and some kool aid. WTF am I supposed to do with this shit?
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!
by 716 assasin January 13, 2012
Get the Thirsty Hippomug. 1. a thirsty texter is that person who will text you something and then text you the same damn thing 5 minutes later if you dont text them back.
1. a thirsty texter may also send one text then another unrelated one a few minutes later if you haven't responded.
1. a thirsty texter may also send one text then another unrelated one a few minutes later if you haven't responded.
1. 7:15 Heyyyy (from John)
7:20 Heyyyy (from John)
7:22 Stop being a thirsty texter! Maybe I didn't text back right away because I was busy!!! (from Jill)
2. 7:15 So what are you wearing to the party tonight? (from Mary)
7:20 I saw this really cute dress at the store today... (from Mary)
7:20 Heyyyy (from John)
7:22 Stop being a thirsty texter! Maybe I didn't text back right away because I was busy!!! (from Jill)
2. 7:15 So what are you wearing to the party tonight? (from Mary)
7:20 I saw this really cute dress at the store today... (from Mary)
by boxb June 10, 2009
Get the thirsty textermug. An early start to the weekend for many college students who go out and get sloppy on Thursday night.
by Italian Stallion 555 September 15, 2006
Get the Thirsty Thursdaymug. by knowledgeman1231234 April 27, 2009
Get the Thirsty Boysmug.