by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 12, 2022
Get the Planet sheenmug. Planet Hollywood is the shit. Itās like Hard Rock Cafe, but movies, and shittier.
Imagine a prop from a sub par Sylvester Stallone film that came out 30 or so years ago. Now imagine like 60 of them, all enclosed in glass boxes like anyone would ever want to steal them. Nobody wants to take a napkin Matthew Broderick coughed into during the filming of Inspector Gadget (1999). And youād be lucky if you ever got to see something like that, if you went to a shitty city the props were shitty too. Unless itās the one in Disney World thereās a high chance youāll have no idea what movies any of the props are from, which will make your cold ass burger slightly worse than it already is.
All jokes aside, Planet Hollywood rocks. Especially the merch. Studies show a Planet Hollywood leather jacket adds 12 inches your dick. Thatās science. Nowadays thereās hardly any Planet Hollywoods left, itās lost all its celebrity endorsements and has been into bankruptcy like 8 times so itās kinda fucked. But it was fun while it lasted.
Imagine a prop from a sub par Sylvester Stallone film that came out 30 or so years ago. Now imagine like 60 of them, all enclosed in glass boxes like anyone would ever want to steal them. Nobody wants to take a napkin Matthew Broderick coughed into during the filming of Inspector Gadget (1999). And youād be lucky if you ever got to see something like that, if you went to a shitty city the props were shitty too. Unless itās the one in Disney World thereās a high chance youāll have no idea what movies any of the props are from, which will make your cold ass burger slightly worse than it already is.
All jokes aside, Planet Hollywood rocks. Especially the merch. Studies show a Planet Hollywood leather jacket adds 12 inches your dick. Thatās science. Nowadays thereās hardly any Planet Hollywoods left, itās lost all its celebrity endorsements and has been into bankruptcy like 8 times so itās kinda fucked. But it was fun while it lasted.
Brevin: Yo dude do you wanna go and eat at Planet Hollywood? That place kicks ass!
Bryle: Man, I wish my wife didnāt leave meā¦ zoo wee mama!
Bryle: Man, I wish my wife didnāt leave meā¦ zoo wee mama!
by CostcoBathroom69 May 26, 2023
Get the Planet Hollywoodmug. Planet Strades is a planet that was under Gomboolian rule. Once hosting the Gomboolians, Sarboolians, Fauneers & Froliwalkers, Planet Strades was a beautiful and extravagant planet that was home to breathtaking art, incredible history, and a diverse and unique culture. Planet Strades was unfortunately destroyed by Queen Moss of the Gorkon Empire many years ago, and the whole planet was forced to evacuate. Everyone residing on Planet Strades has moved across all corners of the universe, and have brought along with them their art, history, culture, stories, and traditions
āI once ruled Planet Strades. I was the most powerful king they had. And I ruled with a fist of steel. Now, Iāve lost it all. I point my finger and thereās nobody here.ā
āYeah, yeah, dadā¦ Iāve heard this story plenty of times. But is that really why they call you King Nothingā¦?ā
āYeah, yeah, dadā¦ Iāve heard this story plenty of times. But is that really why they call you King Nothingā¦?ā
by dvaid710 August 24, 2023
Get the Planet Stradesmug. by Daddydingledick December 9, 2019
Get the Milk Planetmug. A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2018
Get the Planet Fitnessmug. The Definition of the word Irony.
Don't Believe me look the show up on wiki and carefully look at the sponsors.
In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.
Don't Believe me look the show up on wiki and carefully look at the sponsors.
In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.
Captain Planet: Give a hoot don't pollute!
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.
by Giddy Lee July 19, 2011
Get the Captain Planetmug. "She's so high she's on planet Janet". Can be used as a a pronoun "Did you visit Janet this weekend?"
by Mld9 July 6, 2019
Get the Planet janetmug.