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Break the Internet

The umpteenth time in history that the world saw Kim Kardashian's goodies from Krispy Kreme ass memes to her ass making coffee on Vine.
How did Kim K break the internet when we've already seen all she's got? My computer didn't break, it's immune to her ass, breast, and va jay jay.
by Iamfree November 14, 2014
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The Rules Of The Internet

You must fallow them. If you dont know them look them up. Anonymous is right.
by (づ☯ᴥ☯)づ January 7, 2019
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The Interlands

That wide swath of land in the US between the East Coast and the West Coast. People who live in the Interlands tend to have quite different views on religion, politics, and social issues from those that live on the Coasts
Maya: "I have to drive through the Interlands on my way to LA to see my girlfriend"
Luis: "Good luck, don't get lynched by some rednecks or join a religious cult"
by Gene A Samson June 4, 2009
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the interception

when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it
interception i totally used the interception that skank lastnight
by pizzle47 November 11, 2009
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The Internet is Ruining The World

Famous phrase, coined by Phil in 1985.
by DrRaoulDuke2 December 30, 2010
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the internet in 1969

Well, the internet in 1969, you may ask... well, here's a story. By December 5, 1969, a 4-node network was connected by adding the University of Utah and the University of California, Santa Barbara. Building on ideas developed in ALOHAnet, the ARPANET grew rapidly. ... The early ARPANET used the Network Control Program (NCP, sometimes Network Control Protocol) rather than TCP/IP.
Well, let's go to the past to the internet in 1969.
by MiyamotoFanatic2009 April 20, 2018
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Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.
Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.
by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009
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