A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024
Get the hetero gay enthusiastmug. When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.
Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.
by JV84 June 13, 2009
Get the faux heteromug. Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
Get the Hetero Sapienmug. Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
Get the hetero-duogamistmug. When trans person dates someone of another gender, it's hetero awesome!
Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man: My husband and went home the hottest NB person ever last night.
Friend: Wow, I didn't know you guys were hetero-awesome!
Friend: Wow, I didn't know you guys were hetero-awesome!
by WeirdLover May 11, 2025
Get the Hetero-Awesomemug. A heterosexual person who is comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit another person of the same sex is attractive
by BLP ko$her December 5, 2023
Get the hetero hotsmug. One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.
by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021
Get the hetero-assitarianmug.