hetero

the worst sexuality

hey did you hear em is hetero?
omg really? eww

by kaisla October 31, 2020

No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019

Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags

karen: hi im hetero sapien

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

hetero-duogamist

Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.

Jill, a hetero-duogamist, has a husband, Mike, and a boyfriend, Charles.

by Argolander November 30, 2018

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 9, 2013

Hetero-bag

A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.

"Omg. (Insert name) called me a f***ot. He is such a Hetero-bag."

by Liliow August 14, 2020

faux hetero

When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.

Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.

by JV84 June 13, 2009