A dirty haunt is fapping to something so horrendously morally questionable that the feeling of guilt haunts you forever
Late last night I watched a movie where the guy fucked eachother in the ears and now it will dirty haunt me forever
by Sabrina haunt June 11, 2022
Get the Dirty Hauntmug. Haunted; Haunting; A recurring, persistent presence. Usually a spiritual, or other dimensional entity.
Anyone who suffers a horrible death is likely to haunt the people responsible for their untimely demise.
by William Danoven September 29, 2025
Get the Hauntmug. When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
Get the Haunting the Churchmug. by snowsclarke May 31, 2018
Get the Hauntedmug. by Harry Jerry June 10, 2018
Get the Hauntedmug. Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say
Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019
Get the Got me goin in this haunted housemug. After being “ghosted” by someone, they occasionally like a social media post of yours.
MAMRIE HART SAID IT FIRST
MAMRIE HART SAID IT FIRST
-Thay guy James, who ghosted me a few weeks ago, just liked my instagram selfie
-Oh my gosh you’re so being haunted by this guy!
-Oh my gosh you’re so being haunted by this guy!
by PseudonymErin May 30, 2018
Get the Hauntedmug.