crackhead alarm

When you hear someone loudly singing, yelling, or ranting in the middle of the night. This phenomenon is dubbed as "the crackhead alarm" in most urban areas due to the fact that it interrupts your sleep.

Guy 1: Why do you look so tired?
Guy 2: Fuckin' Crackhead alarm went off.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

Crackhead Trinket

The various random items that only crackheads and people from Florida would ever think of carrying around

My brother always has some sort of crackhead trinket

by Owen Wilson’s wow July 26, 2019

crackhead soup

n. 1. Used as slang in prisons to describe Ramen noodles which are priced so cheap and are so easy to make, that even crackheads can purchase and prepare them.

"I got a crate of crackhead soups for only $1.00 at commissary this week!"

by TheWarlock May 18, 2005

Crackhead tendencies

1. A person with aggressive and paranoid behavior.

2. A person with severe mental and/or physical dependence.

3. A THIEF -A person that'll rob you or steal from you, especially when it's involving money or anything worth money.

4. A person that spend all his/her money all the time, including his/her bottom dollar.

5. A person that's always running, especially full speed.

6. A person that goes to another person he/she don't even know and ask for money.

Crackhead tendencies? I see that all the time.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 3, 2005

crackhead weight

the lowest weight you've ever been

1. oh my i'm 95 pounds i'm at my crackhead weight(compared to 120 i used to be)

2. anorexia nervosa

3.lindsay lohan

by Real Nigga What's Up July 22, 2010

fat crackhead

Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto

He is fat and sweaty with a giant head and admits to smoking crack while being the mayor of toronto
Therefore he is a Fat crackhead
Maybe the fattest of his kind.

by Vanessa5082 November 5, 2013

Vsco Crackhead

A person (usually a teenage girl) who refers to themselves as a crackhead, but hasn’t done any drugs, or doesn’t do any of the things that would qualify someone to be called by that term. As in not doing any drugs, or only spending their parents money on juul pods.

Vsco girl: omg I’m such a crackhead

Guy: no bitch u jus a Vsco Crackhead

by t.ri.stan September 7, 2019