The Bullsh*t

Tormenting Ways. Mindfuled Games. You'll get caught in this Dangerous Heartful Pain.Your Wosrtest Fears & Darkest Days. I'll remind of the Ways it Gained. Lost in a World Filled With Bullshit Voices, that Wanted to Think they could Tame These Flames. So Don't Compromise These Wicked Games. No Peace & No More Later Days. Just Lost Inside These Insane Ways.

FUCK The Bullsh*t !?.

The Bullsh*t by IcyeBxoKingD March 5, 2019

Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with! 

Gun powder is cheap and thieves, and the like aren't worth wasting the cheap gunpowder!!

like those types of people aren't worth the energy or time it would take to waste the powder "Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with!"

Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with! by staggerlee August 4, 2009

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you 

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.

Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you by OverHung October 31, 2011

the nicky t award 

a prize awarded to the biggest shandy ass, the lazyiest bitch and the most uneventful, cartoon collecting teenager...who cant be assed walking 20 yards to the pub.

congratulations, you've won tonights nicky t award for being a little bitch

the nicky t award by spoof June 7, 2003

The Donald T 

When you take a banana and put it in your hair, making it look like Donald Trump's hair.

I almost ripped all of my hair out doing the Donald T.

The Donald T by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

The don't judge me challenge 

A "challenge" that is specialized for arrogant, narcissistic & boring people. The challenge is to make fun of people that have certain ugly features, so they themselves can hide their true ugliness and after make new features hided by makeup. The person is wearing drawed features (That's by society) is called ugly like glasses, acne, dimpels & ugly eyebrows. They typically dance, or do some ugly faces. After that they put their hands on the camera and stop recording. They start putting a lot of makeup on, in the hope that will actually start looking pretty. And then start recording again, by starting with a hand over the screen.

(EX)Friend: Should we watch the don't judge me challenge? It is such a fun challenge, and I totally get surprised every time they turn out to be pretty

Me: I hope deep down that you get some help.

The don't judge me challenge by SigneCrym June 27, 2017

The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

The Six T Excuse by PornSoldier December 15, 2006