Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
by KablePosa April 22, 2019
Get the Shard japmug. Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
Get the Shard's Lawmug. A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.
Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.
by Mexican midget June 30, 2017
Get the liquid shardmug. by Rod77777 April 25, 2022
Get the Shard Saladamug. by Big Sharder March 18, 2020
Get the shardmug. Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction
The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!
by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020
Get the Shardingmug. To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.
by LOUI-V October 21, 2018
Get the Shard cardmug.