Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie

1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

rank dank

A stinky penis resulting from ploughing a stink ditch.

"Smell my rank dank"
"You have a rank dank"

by Word Burglar April 15, 2009

rank

To rank: to steal something

Check out the pen I ranked off Sarah!

Dude, stop ranking all my M&M's.

by Courtney-Jane August 31, 2005

Rank Meme

Memes that are so obscene or disgusting that they only way they can be passed along social media streams is if they are deep-fried or distorted in such a way that they are seemingly illegible. Rank memes usually depict overt sexual behavior or extreme acts of violence accompanied with ironic music, typically with the bass boosted past the point that it can be recognized as the original piece.

I showed my wife a rank meme I made in Photoshop and she took the kids to her mother's and hasn't called in three days

by red_shamus June 15, 2018

rank piss

Dark urine that smells horrible.

Goddamn. Who took the rank piss in the commode and didn’t flush it.

by Tool man December 28, 2017

Rank Warrior

Anyone in a military or paramilitary organization whom abuses their rank to disrespect their subordinates. Without said rank, this person is usually a bitch.

"Sgt Jackson is such a rank warrior. I remember when he was an officer he was timid as fuck. Now he is a dick."

by Fight Milk November 17, 2017

Rank bank

A “holding pen” for - Someone of initial ugly persuasion yet still do-able when there’s no other option, alcohol dictates, or in general times of hardship.

He/She’s pretty minging.... but I still would. I’ll put them in the rank bank incase times get hard.

by I_am_ian_m April 1, 2020