Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019

Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."

by King12401 July 31, 2022

Politician

A bunch of fugly old white guys that are scared of vaginas, gays, transgender people, and POC.

"Wow, that politician has not said one truthful thing this entire interview."

by Dikrat Jones December 1, 2020

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

politicians

what people like T.D. Jakes have turned to be

i hate these damn politicians

by jumakiss_ June 13, 2018

Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.

Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician

by Fhírinne November 30, 2023

politician

An immature adult that would like to be noticed by pretending to care about people they feel are below them. Politician can also be used to insult anyone that feels anything that can remotely put them down will destroy all their reputation hence politicians can't do anything wrong.

A close synonym to squeaker as low immaturity will provide similar behavior.

1. hey calm down child your worse than a politician

2. That girl is so sensitive she is like a polititian.

by hlczn December 20, 2013