Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.

Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'

by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019

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painting the corners

The act of sending a social media message or an email to an attached person which can be read as either flirting or just friendly, hoping to elicit a reaction.

I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.

by Miles Trintell December 19, 2017

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War Paint

An overabundance of cosmetics applied to a woman's face for the purpose of hiding what lies beneath. Typically there are a few giveaways such as:

-a distinctly different skin tone transition occurring right under the jawline.

-A chalky texture to the face due to outer layers of base starting to break free.

"I was going to go home with the girl from the club, but given the lighting circumstances and all the War Paint she was wearing, there's a good chance I would've woke up next to a Butterface"

by jomega May 04, 2009

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Paint Thinner

a mixed drink that contains Jack Daniels, Beer, Lemonade, and Jose Cuervo Black.

Taylor: "Toby make some type of drink/"
Toby: "Ok."
Perry: "What the hell is that?"
Toby: "A random mixed drink."
Perry: "Looks like damn paint thinner!"
Taylor: "Tastes great!!!"

by BruceDaJuice February 13, 2008

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