Meaty buffet

Where a group of males (usually 5 or more) lie down in a straight line naked and a girl or girls comes along, from left to right, giving them all a quick blowjob.

We had so much time to kill in class so we decided to have a meaty buffet

by LegalToaster October 9, 2017

The Meaty

A stiffy, boner, rod-on, erection, whatever shmamever

Stupid Man: I've got The Meaty

Stupid Man #2: No.

by mynameisnotleopold February 15, 2023

meaty dub

That person who is really annoying and can be rude but don’t deserve to be because they are a bit dense. They will act very superior and patronising and make passive agressive remarks but are impossible to take seriously because they have no clue what they are talking about.

“She talks to me as though she knows everything but she doesn’t. What a meaty dub”.

by bloblet2 August 22, 2018

meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.

Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?

by Datdefinition November 27, 2020

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

meaty Manhattan

The act of doing doggy style and placing the beloved manhattan dish on the back of your partner and letting it slide down her back to where it meets her ass crack and your beer belly and eating it.

Yea Dave, me and ole Barb tried the Meaty Manhattan last night and it was scrumptious, GOBBLESS.

by FUDDUSSY February 13, 2023

Meaty Beaty Mcneedy

A large object one can inject into the anus and put the other end into the nipples, erecting the nipples then causing the penis to ejaculate 3 loads of semen

Dan where is my meaty Beaty mcneedy my penis is feeling cold

by AverageTowelEnjoyer July 16, 2022