Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.

Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

dippin into the well

Reference to stealing money that is not yours, usually from an establishment such as your workplace-- taking money from the cash register.

Yo dawg where'd you get that extra cash?

Dippin into the well at work fool.

by painkiller801 December 15, 2010

dippin in the mayonnaise

Having romantic (more likely sexual) relations with some one who is overweight

My boy likes his girls big, every Saturday you can find him at the club dippin in the mayonnaise

by venum April 10, 2004

dipski in the lipski

To pack a fat chew in your lip

Where did Nolan go

To pack a dipski in the lipski

by Dart ripper 420 April 5, 2017

Dippin' in the fondue

When someone is dating someone that is either too ugly, old, young, or just plain wrong for them. It can also be used when you're dating someone in a much lower socio-economic class or someone of a different race or level of intelligence.

Fred: Dude, so who're you into these days?
Tim: This freshman in high school. She's really cute.
Fred: Gross... you're a sophomore in college. Way to start dippin' in the fondue.

Katie: What do you think about me dating Joe?
Jen: Are you serious? He's so fugly. You'd be hardcore dippin' in the fondue.

The playmates who date Hugh Hefner

The late Anna Nicole Smith with her rich, old, crusty husband

by SickLax69 August 17, 2011

Dippin' in the Kool-Aid

When somebody is way too nosy and butts into your conversation.

Dippee: HAHA That's hilarious!
Dipper: What? What's hilarious?
Dippee: Quit dippin' in the Kool-Aid when you don't even know the flava', and by the way it's lemon lime!

by Kyle Mohr December 22, 2008

The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage

The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.

"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"

by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021