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The Dirty Potter 

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.
"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"
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The Dirty Thermos

the dirty thermos- the act of getting naked and stuffing one's butt hole with powdered hot chocolate mix and then farting it into someone's face.
I was gonna give him a blowjob but i decided to give him the dirty thermos.
The Dirty Thermos by spankthatass December 7, 2012

the dirty burr

It's when you take a piece of roast beef, slap her in the tit, and cum on her foot.
Bill Burr gave her the dirty burr because a dirty Sanchez was just too mean for him.

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world
The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

blow the dirty whistle 

the act of oral sex after anal intercourse
i took it out of her butt and she said, " i want to blow the dirty whistle."

THE DIRTY CASTANON 

When a girl swings her leg up as high as it can go on top of something and solicits sex. She usually props her leg on a bar table or chain fence with her junk hanging all out, so they can see inside her vag, and then solicits herself for sexual services.
Catherine keeps doing THE DIRTY CASTANON to me. Her leg was right next to my face and I could see straight into her vagina.

The dirty crime boy 

second worst thing to happen to those orphans