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Driving to chipotle

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022
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Chipotle and Stand

Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.
Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
by Cubanmafiadale September 21, 2016
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chipotle

Used as a heads up to your friends when a hot guy is spotted. Usually an exclaimation for girls between the ages of 14-18.
MEGAN! CHIPOTLE AT YOUR 3 0'CLOCK!
by coxshorthbic August 3, 2010
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Chipotle

pronounced “chip ote ul” it is a swear word meaning similar to shut the fuck up or chill out.
“Look man I need you to Chipotle before I have to call my lawyer
by Chopotlfanpage March 9, 2024
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chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.
Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"
by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014
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Chipotle Syndrome

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you
As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker
by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022
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Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"
by JoeyFi December 12, 2023
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