Fuzzy buddies

Testicles; the cock is worthless without functionality of these

As she was toying with his fuzzy buddies, the arousal state was peaking as his interest in some coitus was piqued

by Danny Durden August 2, 2020

taste buddy

noun: A person who shares the same likes and dislikes in food.

"You also hate asparagus? We're such taste buddies!"
"If I don't know what to eat, I ask my taste buddy"
"If I think it's delish, so does my taste buddy!"

by pzp July 29, 2012

nutterbutter buddies

When one buddy puts his nuts in another buddy's butt.

"Put your nutter in my butter, my nutter butter buddy."

"I love me some nutterbutter buddies."

by Originalnutter January 24, 2014

Fuck-buddy

Through friendship or a mutual fondness two persons engage in sexual gratification with one another. The aim of fuck-buddies is to receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring.
However fuck-buddies can often complicate matters as over time one of the partnership may become overly fond of the other and begin to develope feelings. This is in direct violation of fuck-buddy law. The only thing that should pass between fuck-buddies is fluid, no emotion whatsoever.

"Hey want to be my fuck-buddy?"
"Boy do I!?"
"Good...now strip"

by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008

Shovel Buddy

A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.

*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)

Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.

by mybrosteve December 30, 2008

surf buddies

Surf Buddies - A synonym of lovers in the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0.

Steve McGarrett (Navy SEAL) & Danny Williams (Jersey COP) spend their mornings together on their favorite, little surf spot, after a usual sex session on the large mattress and before they drink as usual their morning coffee, which of course means a relationship, cuz every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Steve & Danny with Steve's sister

Mary Ann - So... so, you guys are, like, surf buddies now, huh?

Steve (looking at Danny) - Uh, yeah, kind of...

Mary Ann - So cute...

Little later

Danny - So we are kind of surf buddies now?

Steve - You sensitive right now?

Danny - Yeah, little bit.

by xcsimisiax August 6, 2012

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013