mass textodus

A text message sent to more than one person.
Usually signified by writing "MASS TEXTODUS:" before the actual contents of the actual message.

MASS TEXTODUS: Everyone! Party tonight at Ryan's house. Be there, or you're gay.

by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009

Texterbating

To text yourself

I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...

by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

mass-textodus

a single text that is sent from one person to many at one time. similar to a mass exodus in text form

cory sent out a mass-textodus before his party to all his friends to see if they would be attending

by robotsdontbreak July 31, 2009

Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text

"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"

by Bookbanana February 4, 2016

textosterone

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...

that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..

by chris morrell August 3, 2007

textonymous

to text someone without them knowing who you are, to text someone with your true identity unknown

unknown: hey
anthony: uh hi...
unknown: whats up
anthony: nothing you?
unknown: same just chillen
anthony: will you tell me who are you now? please.
unknown: textonymous

by Lindsey J D July 28, 2007

turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.

Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.

by LickNunz June 22, 2008