stop light texting

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"

by Funny Moms October 26, 2016

Ghetto Texting

The act of purposely misspelling words even though your phone auto corrects it for you just for the sake of showing how uneducated you can be

Why does this bitch keep ghetto texting me. I don't even know what this mean, I'm white. "I wuz hoping u wuld pik meh up lata kk bi :)"

by PooPooFaceMcgee August 28, 2011

Selective Texting

Reading and replying to text messages that interest you

Marie sent Johnny a text that said how was your weekend & I miss you. Johnny ignored the I miss you and answered about his weekend. He is selective texting back.

by Lifeisfullofgrapes August 21, 2013

smile texting

When you recieve a text and smile like a retard..cause we all know you are like in LOVE with the person you're texting.

-Please also see Shannon

*phone rings* Dana: LIKE OMG I GOT A TEXT!! *smiles like a special child*
Care: OMG! stop smile texting Kindz. We all know you like her!

by Fruit Roll-ups in My Tummy June 14, 2009

Dry texting ass nigga

When the person you wanna text specifically (the nigga you wanna be with )takes a long time texting back or keeps saying "wyd" 25/8

malik was just being a dry texting ass nigga last night sis

by Vibewajj February 4, 2018

meth-texting

Texting like a fiend; when you are typing so furiously that you might injure yourself or break your phone.

Settle down, girl! You're gonna hurt yourself with that meth-texting!

by sistasparkle January 6, 2012

passive texting

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

by Schnitterbit June 9, 2011