A place for rednecks and sex offenders to gather in divine love for the one and only true power: HEineken. They fuck all day and eat alligators for tea. Don’t forget to bring your lawnmower and AK-47 lest you be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria
“Hey John we goin to texas or no?”
“fuck no i dont want to be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria“
“fuck no i dont want to be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria“
by sex February 28, 2023
Where the destruction of the U.S educational system started. A state where the Constitution of the United States is nothing but something run over in the rear view mirror of a Mack Pick-Up Truck. Where they got rid of History of the U.S (in Public Schools) and replaced it with religion. Where they forgot about Thomas Jefferson, one of the most important people in the history of the United States of America, and put in John Calvin instead. A place where kids are required to learn about religion, instead of actual history. A state where homophobia runs rampant like a disease. A state where there are no intelligent people.
-"Don't they know anything about sepperation of church and state in Texas?"
-"No, we dropped that shit."
-"But Jefferson wrote in there tha-"
-"Who the fuck is that? Are you sure you dont mean John Calvin?"
-"You're a fucking retard. SECEDE Texas!!"
-"No, we dropped that shit."
-"But Jefferson wrote in there tha-"
-"Who the fuck is that? Are you sure you dont mean John Calvin?"
-"You're a fucking retard. SECEDE Texas!!"
by 00Raiser December 08, 2010
by Adrian September 28, 2006
1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
by Chris March 12, 2005
Since you guys are so fond of Ron White, here's a saying of his that captures exactly the way I feel about what most of you idjits here have accomplished...which is simply shootin' off your mouth.
"I had the RIGHT...to remain silent, but I didn't have the ABILITY".
Someone here actually made sense when he said that Texas is more Western than Southern, regardless of it's position on the US map, or the fact that the majority live in the Eastern half of it.
And to the asshole that said, "We (Mexicans) were here before you "wetbacks" came from Europe, I have this to say; if you feel slighted because most of us got to cross in SHIPS instead of dying in the back of an enclosed truck full of carbon monoxide 'cause one of your vatos says it's "okay", i'm truly sorry you had such a bad experience sneaking into my state, and we'd be more than happy to ship you anywhere you like, along with your other "Southern" brothers and sisters who keep invading our country illegaly through any means possible. And FYI Jose, MY people were here way before YOUR people were a gleam in a Spaniards eye! Wanna play Indians and Mexicans again?
I love Texas, because it's home, not because of some misguided Southern Pride. In my mind it's about time to find another place to build an Alamo, like around Houston.
"I had the RIGHT...to remain silent, but I didn't have the ABILITY".
Someone here actually made sense when he said that Texas is more Western than Southern, regardless of it's position on the US map, or the fact that the majority live in the Eastern half of it.
And to the asshole that said, "We (Mexicans) were here before you "wetbacks" came from Europe, I have this to say; if you feel slighted because most of us got to cross in SHIPS instead of dying in the back of an enclosed truck full of carbon monoxide 'cause one of your vatos says it's "okay", i'm truly sorry you had such a bad experience sneaking into my state, and we'd be more than happy to ship you anywhere you like, along with your other "Southern" brothers and sisters who keep invading our country illegaly through any means possible. And FYI Jose, MY people were here way before YOUR people were a gleam in a Spaniards eye! Wanna play Indians and Mexicans again?
I love Texas, because it's home, not because of some misguided Southern Pride. In my mind it's about time to find another place to build an Alamo, like around Houston.
Illegal Alien: Viva la whatever it takes to over-run the US!
Texan: American by BIRTH...Texan by the grace of GOD!
Andrews County, Texas P.D. call in: "License check please...Jose Porfirio Rodriguez, WHITE MALE!"
Why do we catch flak for being "politically uncorrect", when even the cops can't tell what they are? Enuf said.
Texan: American by BIRTH...Texan by the grace of GOD!
Andrews County, Texas P.D. call in: "License check please...Jose Porfirio Rodriguez, WHITE MALE!"
Why do we catch flak for being "politically uncorrect", when even the cops can't tell what they are? Enuf said.
by NativeTexan November 04, 2006
Let me explain texas, the only thing big in texas are all the woman's asses, peoples mouths, attitudes and egos. People in Texas should realize by looking at their map, that my forefathers from Oklahoma, built 17 bridges to get the hell out of Texas and back into God's country. If they are not smart enough, 99.9% of Texans are also the lowest form of human being that lives on the face of this planet. Feel free to kick my ass if you think you can get the job done. Bring Mexico with you because, Sam Houston should have got his asskicked. Cause you are all half spic and half nigger half polack, and 100% the stupidest asses
Texas is south of Oklahoma It is windy there because Kansas blows and Texas Sucks. Further more if you dont like what I have to say then you can all kiss Oklahoma rosy red rebel Dick with a side of sweet potatoes. Quit telling the farmers game wardens and police officers that you were trying to help the sheep through the fence, go straight to hell and call me when you get there.
by Oklahoma Rolling stoned Brian July 14, 2006