techimon

Tech Monsters, gurus. Fix it all techs that get it done and don't tell you to buy a new computer instead.

Did you break it? Let techimon fix it.

by bobbywhiff May 12, 2017

Tehidy Bear Picnic

Where a group of men and women meet in the woods to partake in sexual acts with food. In particular, communally jizzing into a French stick then inserting it into each other's anal cavities.

The group headed down to the Tehidy Bear Picnic, making sure they stopped to restock their supplies of French stick at the local corner shop on the way

by Doggin_Is_Life February 22, 2019

Tetris Cashier

A cashier with the mindset of that playing a game of Tetris, placing items on the conveyor neat and organized with no visible gaps.

"I consider myself a Tetris Cashier."

by CJamesD26 October 19, 2020

tetrisever

Tetris + Whatever

“I can’t believe that turtle fellow used to be important!”

“Oh well, Tetrisever.”

by Charles dn Turtle October 9, 2022

Techin

A black kid who likes to eat curry

That little Techin is at curry shop

by Techin brown October 24, 2023

hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

by Rogue6 June 15, 2013

tetris coma

To play tetris for so long that you go into a coma like state where you do nothing but breathe and play tetris.

Mom:"John went into a tetris coma this week."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."

by DareRiver October 19, 2010