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Tech-decking

Another term that refers to fingering a girl.
1. Remember that girl that I met at that party last night? I totally tech-decked her!
2. My roommate totally came in when I was tech-decking Ashlyn; and I don't mean playing with the little skateboard.
by Jeeves377 November 15, 2009
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tech whore

person who constantly wants the latest greatest and most expensive technology on the market.
tech whore says i will pay whatever for the first I Pod- or say plasma tv, or something to ridiculous to even describe.
by macki July 29, 2008
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Tech On The Road

A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.

The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.

Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
by Shotska May 18, 2011
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Tech Crew

1.an organization that is the coolest organization ever.
2.belonging to tech crew means you fool around with electornics and help on stage
3.a cult
4.STEALTHY TECH CREW
those weird kids in woodroffe high school keep yelling "STEALTHY THECH CREW!!!!!!"
by Dark Matter January 24, 2004
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tech support

the people that help with ID "10" T errors
people that are dumb call tech support
by Dave April 6, 2004
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tech-fan

1) Fan of technology. 2) A fan that is only interested in the technological aspect of a comic book, manga, TV show, movie or anime. 3) A fan of a comic book, manga, TV show, movie or anime that can list off every piece of technology used in it.
That guy ordered six things from ThinkGeek.com is such a tech-fan!
by JainLikeRain December 2, 2003
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Tech Desker

Some who sets up a mini Tech Deck Skating object, such as a box, ramp or book for tech decking on your computer desk so he/she has something to do while waiting for a web page to load or for an IM response. He/She will make a lot of loud smacking sounds on the computer desk with the tech deck.
Billy was being a full on Tech Desker last night while waiting for the newest Fall Out Boy song to download on limewire.
by ProduceMaster March 26, 2009
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