tan sweat

when you wear fake tan and you sweat loads because of the tan

put tan on last night and now i have the tan sweats

by ajken8i December 15, 2017

Tan-Pa

That white-haired dude at the beach who lays out all day, barely moving except to spray himself with coconut oil and roll over. Brown as a nut. Always alone. Just him, a towel and the sun. Commonly wears a speedo.

"Ever since Bob retired all he does is lay out on the beach. He's there from sun up to sundown. He's a total Tan-Pa."

by V puppet June 17, 2019

Tan line panda

When tan lines get way out of hand and the contrast makes you look like a panda

"Wow, that guy over there took his tanning way too seriously! His tan lines make him look like a panda! He's a tan line panda!"

by Urbanus the Dictator August 16, 2020

Tan Meiliawati Sung

How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.

OR

A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.

Selamat petang kelas, honitchiwa Tan Meiliawati Sung!!!

by Tan Meiliawati Sung July 27, 2021

Tan Kevin Ha

Very sexy

Kevin is looking Tan Kevin Ha today.

by TanKevinHaLover November 2, 2022

tan-o-vision

the style of viewing tan lines; the vision of bikinni and/or tan lines on a male or female

Wow! I'm picking up some major tan-o-vision off that girl.

by Dictionary Devil March 26, 2003

Tan-man

A sexual act in which a female shits on the floor. Three men then cum on the shit. The shit-cum is then placed in a blender and blended with ice and the female's pee. After this the female butt-chugs the shit-pee-cum smoothie. Then the men all cum in her butt. Lastly, the woman shits all this out on the three men's chests.

"Dude, that was a total Tan-man fest last night!"

by Tan-man August 5, 2007