A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.
by Marlos March 12, 2010
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"Paul, Rob, and Andrew went on a bull tour with hopes of raising the IQ of the human race. They had a hell of a time doing it too."
by Mr.G316 February 16, 2014
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Person A: no way it's the dude who has the Skittle Touch! That must be so awesome
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021
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Get the weps on tour mug.A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.
Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*
Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist
Me: *walks away sadly*
Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist
Me: *walks away sadly*
by 12345678boiiiiiii January 18, 2021
Get the don't touch me n***a, you do not exist mug.used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.
"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"
"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"
"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"
by lacrynx January 18, 2021
Get the touch grass mug."i think it's amazing now you two are so touchaphobic. i've dated a bunch of people, and none of my relationships have ever been like that"
by steve carroll January 22, 2005
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