Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

toolbox

A girl that dates tools. Usually doesn't know she's a toolbox because she thinks her boyfriend is the best thing since hulu... No, he's a tool, and he sticks it to you. That makes you a toolbox.

yeah...no man, she's a toolbox, probably dated half the baseball team and a string of guys from different frats.

by akcips September 2, 2010

toolrod

When one believes they are the coolest person on campus, or in their area. Also, when an entire fraternity thinks they are all the coolest guys on campus. see also tool. tool rod, tool-rod

Because they pop their collar and think they're cool because of it, the ATO's at the university of illinois are all toolrods.

by lauds September 21, 2004

Empty Toolbox

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday

Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK

by draino destroier April 21, 2010

tooljob

A ToolJob is an expression used to define a completely moronic, gullible, bigoted and racist gimp.

John is a ToolJob.

by PeterWolf June 15, 2004

toolbox

A car full of tools. Possibly an early 90's rusted out mustang with plastic spinners and some over sized cheap decal that claims to be part of some "Car Club."

Hey, look at those tools ridin' around in that POS and claim to be in a "car club."

Yeah, that's a real toolbox.

by Fo Sho My Do May 23, 2007

toolishness

To behave in a rude manner, or to act in such a way as to invite people to not like you.

We will not respond to Kiranth's toolishness.

by Dorian August 3, 2005