majic carpet

A thick, untrimmed patch of hair that a female grows out on her pubic area that makes her vagina harder to find.

I swear that this this girl I went down on last night had a majic carpet covering her snatch because I literally needed a flashlight and a comb to find it. It reminded me of the girl we used to call sascrotch

by Theonetheylovetohate January 15, 2015

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carpet muncher

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.

by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 10, 2005

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carpet picnic

To go down on a female when on the floor.

We had a good date. We had a picnic, a carpet pinic. Wink Wink

by kmac_1313 August 17, 2004

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carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.

After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!

by queenofskitzerland July 2, 2015

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Carpet Fairy

Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.

Tyler: "Did you see Carla? That outfit she's wearing makes her stand out more than a republican in downtown LA."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."

by Technium February 21, 2018

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