A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!
by Semen thief October 8, 2017
Get the semen thiefmug. When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.
I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023
Get the Package thiefmug. A person who is so useless that they are literally stealing the air from those who need it more.
A thicko.
A cretin.
A moron.
A thicko.
A cretin.
A moron.
"hey i hear Jamie hasn't paid his child support again"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"
by Spaz hand August 27, 2018
Get the Oxygen thiefmug. Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.
by Shinnyk September 3, 2016
Get the Log thiefmug. A person who sees your style one day and the VERY NEXT DAY tries to imitate what your style is to them and does it poorly while turning around and trying to say that your the poser.
"I went into 5th period this afternoon and guess who I saw wearing a skate shirt and ripped up shoes; yeah the same kid that was wearing glasses and a polo yesterday with dress shoes.... what a steez thief." thief, steez,unoriginal, faggot
by fugglybitch92 October 30, 2015
Get the steez thiefmug. by LeilaNoxid March 11, 2021
Get the Nitro Thiefmug.