Bible Therapy

A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.

I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.

by Dantezeal September 29, 2010

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom March 3, 2011

Motown Therapy

Cinematic cliche, most often (but not exclusively) seen in chick flicks, where several characters get through an emotional crisis through singing, lip-synching, or dancing to an old Motown song.

...and then, just when you think Julia Roberts will never reconcile with the girls, the script throws in some Motown Therapy to save the day.

by Er Nino April 22, 2011

Gym Therapy

The act of calming down by going to the gym and getting huge.

Ben: I wanna do some backflips, I wanna go ran a marathon.

Chris: You need some gym therapy.

by dreadman11 June 10, 2011

Urban Therapy

1. Urban Dictionary entries that allow you to express thoughts and feelings toward a person or situation that you would not otherwise be able to tell that person

2. a place where you can be as mean as you want to be

3. a place where you can go to fulfill your desire for learning new sexual techniques

4. a place where you can laugh your ass off while reading others entries

It's been 2 days and I'm needing my urban therapy, I think

by urbantherapytime May 25, 2013

joystick therapy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey, man, my girlfriend's on a trip, so I'm gonna go study up on joystick therapy.

by Scrubl0rdXD November 12, 2015

hotel therapy

When a married couple can barely keep it together so they book a hotel every weekend to get away from their kid and just bang.

“They hired another babysitter”
“Yeah i heard there trying out hotel therapy”

by ilymilo November 3, 2019