Urban Dictionary

A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.

Quote from iPad

"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"

Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex

by Brandon:P July 5, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.

Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.

by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013

Urban Dictionary

The place to go to learn how to mizz spell just about everything.

yuo cin larn to spill reall gud at urbin dickshunary!

Doood, kewl! Ima go to urban dictionary nao!

by Urban dickshunist October 17, 2008

urban dictionary

a site originally dedicated for looking up urban slang, but since about 2005, it's just a site used by lame teens who need to get a life. They put definitions on words they know nothing about and express their sexual frustrations, racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-(insert religion here) views.

Most urban dictionary users don't even know how to use the word they are defining in a sentence.

by ur-ban-dic-tion-ary September 27, 2015

urban dictionary

The best dictionary out there today about slang sayings and other funny stuff.

Search _____ in the urban dictionary and you'll find out what that is.

by MauriceDaBeas March 1, 2017

urban dictionary

The most accurate dictionary you'll ever find.

i am an urban dictionary, everyone is!

by Barackolli Obama July 16, 2017

Urban Dictionary

4Chan but better. Also how is this not blocked in schools

Oh great coolmathgames is blocked but Urban Dictionary is not

by Killme127 October 17, 2019