Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.
These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.
These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.
Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)
by Huevon June 19, 2010
Get the Truck Douchemug. This can range from anything from a simple roadside diner to a mega-gas station. Usually located in rural areas and referred to by locals as the best place to get a decent cup of coffee, breakfast, lunch or dinner. A good truck stop not only offers coffee or meals, but also a great place that sells souvenirs and trinkets of the local area. Some even offer internet access and showers. Seedier truck stops offer lot lizards (prostitutes) as well.
by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012
Get the Truck stopmug. A Lamborghini Urus (Lamborghini's suv)
by Capaddict November 24, 2020
Get the Lamb Truckmug. Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.
by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011
Get the Mayonnaise truckmug. A truck coin is a term for a cheap low score girl that you can use as coinage when bargaining with a trucker.
1: "I got truck coin last night"
2: "Disgusting"
You: "I'll trade you this truck coin for a ride to Berlin"
Trucker: "Tell her to lube up and go sit in the back"
2: "Disgusting"
You: "I'll trade you this truck coin for a ride to Berlin"
Trucker: "Tell her to lube up and go sit in the back"
by chicken rubber November 24, 2010
Get the Truck Coinmug. by ;lahg August 12, 2005
Get the truck slutmug. 