Mike

Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.

OMG that guy just looked at me and I almost had a heart attack. He's such a Mike.

by access_6583 May 8, 2018

Mike

a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.

Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.

by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019

Mike

Texture

Mike Pace specifically brings a little bit of texture to the work place where everyone else is plan and flat.

by rock55on41 May 27, 2017

mike

a slang term for Coke Zero

hey buddy toss me a mike would ya

by Ken City November 7, 2021

Mike

Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.

What a beautiful sunny day .. but be wary of Mike’s beautifully eclipsed head

by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021

Mike

Such a big bean that will always make his lover(s) happy

Mike is so cute

by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019

Miked

Being face down in the grass drunk.

"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"

by Doodlydoo August 2, 2016