Mario

Mario is An Italian American plumber, who’s the prime mascot of Nintendo. He represents the company, Nintendo . Mario possesses super strength, high stamina, able to run for hours and perform sumersaults and side flips. He can jump really high, in his first game he could jump up to 10 feet in one bound. Hence why He was used to be called “jump man”

Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins

I’ve been playing mario since I was a kid. My favorite mario game is super mario galaxy

by Hitler the great July 7, 2020

Mario

A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.

Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you

by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019

marioed

As in the computer game on nintendo. The character runs over things. So if you were to jump on/over and run over something, your would be said to be mario'ing the item.

"I marioed that car" when your would run over it from front to back!

by Rob Hill November 24, 2006

Mario

A Badass whiteboy thug with Bad Table Manners, that all hoes like to mack on.

I wish that boy was mine... My Mario
Girl... you had best watch what you wish for...

by BigDaddty January 26, 2017

Mario

Mario is a normally a premature male that has a verry verry VERRY small penis they are unable to do many things bc of their disabilities the main one being color blindness

Mario is gay

by 69 Ben Dover 69 March 6, 2019

Mario

Mario's are people that just love it when people smile. They Make people laugh even though it's not really the time to. I Believe Mario's are Really cute couples with Alexandra's because they both love to cheer people up.

Someone: Mario, you and Alexandra should date, yall would be hecka cute
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want

Mario: please

by Luxious.gurl September 28, 2018

Mario

A well-known video game character that is characterised by his overconsumption of shrooms while undertaking several occupations and trying to get laid. Men named Mario are similar in these regards, being both a player and a jack of all trades in their careers. They are usually characterised by their rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and their witty sense of humour.

Girl 1: I can't get Mario outta my mind

Girl 2: Wtf I got with him too

by allyadelaide June 25, 2017