This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 3, 2005
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during anal sex, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. This is possible because as we all know, corn doesn't digest or some shit like that.
guy/fella-Yeah dude. that's the last time im goin anal. four words: corn on the cock.
other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there?
guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.
other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there?
guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.
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2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"
1 - "No."
2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."
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1 - "No."
2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."
by chr February 26, 2007
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Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
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Dude: This guy totally fucked me in the ass the other night. But I forgot to clean my shitty asshole, so he still had corn on the cobb.
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Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.
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