toffe h

I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?

After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.

I like turtles and toffe h

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

toffels

it's slippers

nice gucci toffels

by toffels February 16, 2017

toffing

v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.

Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?

by Straight Trash May 27, 2017

Toffifee

To shit ones pantyloons in such away it can only look like a box of melted Toffifee.

Dans had a bad toffifee and now hes had to throw his underwear in the bin.

by Gumshield knobhead August 19, 2018

toff less

A person or persons who are from a small town in a big city who have more then one tooth missing " a Dalian "

Mandy and Sara who are from Oildale came to the city of Bakersfield Toff Less

by Adrian Soto - Brinda Flores December 15, 2018

TOff

A rich posh spoiled kid.

Toff: ahh my phone just broke oh it’s fine I’ll get a new one soon.

by Alex nelligan January 20, 2019

toffee

innocent sugar that has been buttered and roasted beyond belief and then petrified into a supposedly edible form. despite never having been successfully bitten through, it's flavor has been described as "overwhelming".

see also: adamantine, coffee

i tried to eat toffee and all of my teeth immediately went on strike.

by GrillSalt March 14, 2020