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dirty switzer

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!
We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer
by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016
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Shelf Shitter

A book that is outdated and not appealing to the majority of the population. The book is put on a cart and given away.
Donald Trump"s book, The Art of the Deal, is a shelf shitter.
by Everything Daviska March 30, 2017
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cunt shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
cunt shitter
MINDY: My Baby Luv eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cunt shitter.

Baby Luv: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost March 15, 2019
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Medic-Sitter

The individual, often an EMT, partnered with the paramedic who is responsible for fixing their mistakes and ensuring that the paramedic stays on task when caring for the patient, completing paperwork, and transferring patient care at the hospital.

Responsibilities of the medic sitter often include; reminding the paramedic to clock in, ensuring the paramedic is well fed and caffeinated, keeping track of patient paperwork, reminding the paramedic of the patient's name, remembering the stretcher at the hospital, reminding the paramedic that they are not in fact god, disposing of sharps properly, reminding the paramedic to exchange narcs and not just memes at the hospital, ensuring that the monitor cables and IV lines don't strangle the patient while transferring them from stretcher to bed, reminding the paramedic to wear gloves, and remembering to grab the drug box on a code.
"So I'm training Andrew to be my new medic-sitter....so far it's going pretty well, except earlier he forgot to remind me that I needed to call medical control for Lopressor."

"I had to medic-sit Adam's hungover ass the other day. I reminded him of the patient's name 4 times on the way to the hospital."
by BSIscenesafety June 1, 2020
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Coffin Shitter

Somebody who through their own actions have disrespected one or both of their parents in the worst way imaginable, either through tarnishing their memory or otherwise ruining any good they brought into the world.
Did you read any of Brian Herbert's Dune books? Literally no care for any of the careful themes or literary license of his Father. Absolute coffin shitter.
by RockwellianBison June 11, 2020
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wind shitter

A wind shitter is someone who shits wind in League Of Legends
yasuo and yone on the same team 10 deaths each on ranked game
"the wind shitters brothers are feeding" says depressed jhin who just wanted to play a normal game
by Not Akashi 117 April 2, 2022
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The Afghanny Shitter

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.
Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.
by hel112570 June 18, 2019
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