swiftopedia

A person who not only claims to know everything, but is also very fast to stand up and tell you everything about it. This is the kind of person that butts into every conversation to give their unwarranted two cents.

We need to be quiet or else the swiftopedia over there will jump in. You know him, if he catches wind, he will muscle in

by FlowerMan21 December 19, 2010

swinolicci

Large cooked Italian pasta shells stuffed with pork sausage which all politicians savor following a long day at work. The dish is usually served along with boiled chitterlings.

I've been voting for tax bills all day long down at the legislature so will you make some swinolicci for supper tonight?

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014

skintonitis

The highly contagious mental disorder, causing the irrational belief that skin tone actually matters. The only known treatment is completely ignoring those afflicted until flare ups subside which is also the best way to avoid becoming infected. Pathogenic pathway: conversation. Never engage in conversation with those afflicted during flare ups, in fact, it is highly recommended to avoid all conversation with the afflicted until it is observed the disease is in remission

Skintonitis Symptoms: 1.Participation in any skin tone group such as the aryan brotherhood, laraza or naacp.
2. Regular use of the words black, brown, white and race in discussions about persons or groups of people.

by Absolutely_nobody January 22, 2015

skintoskin

When a newborn is held immediately by its birth mother / father or other mother - skin to skin at birth is crucial for human attachment & helps kickstart the amygdala of the brain (the happiness centre)

When I gave birth to my baby girl / boy , I immediately scooped her /him up into SkinToSkin contact .

by SkinToSkin Guru May 29, 2018

Sainto

The man with the biggest dick.

That dick is huge, that must be Sainto's dick.

by Zerfal January 5, 2019

Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)

After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.

by iosys April 17, 2019