1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.
2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.
3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.
3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"
2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."
3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."
3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
by [davidtomaloff] February 4, 2010
Get the Swedish Snowstormmug. by Soggy January 18, 2017
Get the swedish bitchmug. n: Sexual Position. Mans starts by laying flat on his back and raising his feet as if to point toward the ceiling. Man then lets his feet fall towards his face untill toes are pointed over his head & he is looking at his knees. Woman then points his penis straight up & sits down facing away on him like a chair. Woman sits up & down on him for as long as he lasts.
by Chris Lange August 14, 2006
Get the swedish seatmug. An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.
E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010
Get the Swedish Torpedomug. This is when a female is driving a vehicle with a male in the passenger seat and she leans over to give oral sex to the male passenger while he grabs the wheel
"yah dude while me and Tracy were driving over here we had a little Swedish Sidecar action going on"
"Dude , next time Michelle drives .. BAMM!!! Swedish Sidecar time"
"Dude , next time Michelle drives .. BAMM!!! Swedish Sidecar time"
by Raven7.0 March 31, 2009
Get the Swedish Sidecarmug. when an uncircumcized male cums then puts the cum in the foreskin and slaps the bitch in the face with it.
by coreythecoolguy June 17, 2006
Get the swedish enchiladamug. When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.
Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.
by matty tee September 30, 2010
Get the Swedish Dishwashermug.