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swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 30, 2016
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Twat swat

A female interrupting another female from getting dick
Yall men can cock block us females can twat swat
by Dwizzlle August 7, 2023
mugGet the Twat swatmug.

Twat Swat

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.
by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018
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Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.
by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013
mugGet the Twat Swatmug.

GB SWATS

GB swats, they are good you should look up how to make one.
“Hey Greg you wanna take some GB swats
by Your life sucks if your on her December 18, 2021
mugGet the GB SWATSmug.

swat call

1. swat call (compound noun)
2. to swat-call (verb)
When you’re on sick leave of any kind in any profession, and the company has an occupational physician try to get the jump on you by either an unannounced phone call or house call. The doctor in question, normally referred to as ‘Doc Ock’ may be referred to as a ‘fowler’ in this case, named so after the tactical medic from the show S.W.A.T.
While on sick leave I visited a theme park and got a swat call from a fowler mid-rollercoaster. I was caught red handed!
by Laquatus October 16, 2023
mugGet the swat callmug.

Swat

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by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021
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