Gherkin Suprise

This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend

by Street kid February 12, 2017

Mushu Suprise

It is when a woman let's a man cum in her mouth. Then she puff's out her cheeks like a dragon and after mumbling something to get the man's attention, slaps her hands against her cheeks and spits his semen back at him yelling "Suprise!!"

Girl 1: "Guess what I did to my man last night?"

Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"

by Mightymushu December 2, 2019

Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!

WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!

by Lokiikol May 31, 2010

sock puppet suprise

When you surprise a woman with an erect boner covered by a sock. She will then mate with you.

"hey i totally got laid last night cus i gave that bitch a sock puppet suprise.

by Anulgultch January 31, 2014

anal suprise

when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.

Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!

by dalton and nick December 15, 2006

supriyam

supriyam is bare intelligent and doesn't appreciate bullies. supriyam can withstand a supernatural amount of pain and trauma. He also has an amazing sense of humor and it's hard to look at him without laughing.

Supriyam is tall, fat and buff. He has an amazing talent in football (soccer) and rugby.

' Thanks for saving me from that bully Supriyam'

by Rudeboi April 19, 2019

Suprise Sex

.....just think about it...say it again to your self...think....think...if you still didn't get it...its just a nice way of saying...RAPE..thats all it is..

The Predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. The Predator thinks, "oh i'm gonna give her some SUPRISE SEX and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i'll enjoy it."

by Your friendly Half Black Half Filipino DUDE August 28, 2004