The 'friend activity' feed added to the right side of your screen as part of the 9/21/11 changes to Facebook's layout.
Dude, the new Facebook Stalker Bar is stalkerific!! I used to have to work to creep on my Facebook crush, but now everything she does or says on Facebook comes right to my screen!
by ralfdallas September 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Stalker Bar mug.The act of stalking friends/foes on Facebook to see what they are up to. This varies from viewing profiles infrequently to full on stalkage of the Norman Bates kind. Helpful when you want to see what your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, ho and frienemies are up to.
Sabrina S. - Hey girl, why are you bummed?
Step - I went on Facebook and saw that Billy Bob's profile changed, he's in a relationship with that ho Jneen.
Sabrina - You need to chill the fuck out, and quit Facebook Stalking, damn.
Step - I went on Facebook and saw that Billy Bob's profile changed, he's in a relationship with that ho Jneen.
Sabrina - You need to chill the fuck out, and quit Facebook Stalking, damn.
by ssatanica April 7, 2009
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Know what some one is doing,
when there home,
where they are,
But its not full out stalking so its stalkerish
when there home,
where they are,
But its not full out stalking so its stalkerish
by Allie S. October 23, 2008
Get the Stalkerish mug.A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.
Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.
Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.
Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.
by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009
Get the Social Media Stalker mug.Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.
Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?
Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.
Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.
by Jenny Caruso December 20, 2008
Get the Facebook Stalking mug.When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.
*LATER*
Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.
*LATER*
Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
by there's four of us January 25, 2009
Get the george orwell banana stalking mug.Someone who is being stalked by the stalker. Usually the person is hot. Sometimes used to replace the name of the person so they don't find out.
Taylor: OMG did you see Stalkee today?
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*
by Ilovestalkee!! January 23, 2009
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